Would you rather be a giraffe or a koala?

Me and my friend were chopping/playfully insulting each other,he told me i look and act like a koala,he says all they do is climb a tree,eat shi* and sit there,n that was exactly what i do at school,i told him he looks like a giraffe with his long jaws and long neck,and he bea eating standing up too,i told him u must be cute cause koalas are cute looking animals,what you rather be and why?